Scenes from Kala Dhanda, Goray Log (1987)

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
"This one time, we were doing a talaashi of Sunil Dutt's house and I started to feel the like I was going to explode. I brought my superior officer, Sujit Kumar, a briefcase full of money I found, and had to stand there in the background holding it in while he lectured Dutt's wife Amrita Singh."

Sanjay Khan discovers the sordid details of his father's last moments.
“Aapki *god* mien? Eeeeewwww!"

Having already messed with his memory of his dad, Sunil Dutt now messes with SK's head by flip-flopping on what he should be called.
"Sorry, Michael."
"Michael? No, I used to be Gaurishankar."
"Gaurishankar?"
"Call me Michael.”

I hope Feroz isn't a pedo like his brother.
Jeevan has a costume malfunction while revealing his master plan.
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Stay in school, kids. If you don't, apparently you turn into a hodgepodge of stereotypes -- gay breakdancing rapists, like Laurence Fishburne in Death Wish II, who apparently sniff cocaine from matchboxes as if it were delicate perfume. And sometimes, some guy goes from "No homo" to "Full homo, bro" as he spreads himself on top of you and commands you to "EAT IT! EAT IT!". Check out token white girl in the background who, for some reason, is dressed as a hippie.
Acknowledging Sunil Dutt’s “ironic" body

Hmm, I don’t think that the white powder that baba was handing out was prasaad...

This chalk outline brought to you by Asian Paints.
Inspector Ghorpadé gets a baksheesh of Rupees 21/- for pointing to the "blood" stain *after* the photographer takes the picture.

110 minutes into the movie: surprise!
Mohallewale harrass the widow Anita Raaj, so The Mother of All Bollywood Widows makes an appearance. She had a total of five lines in two scenes in the movie.

An indecent proposal
Sanjay Khan bought the kid balloons, winked at him, let his mom know he's beautiful. Time to take it to the next level.

Brotherly love of nuts… and bolts
Slow motion brother reunion. Rupees 101/- baksheesh to the extra in the T-shirt with red and white stripes. Don't take your eyes off of him during the entire clip, as he stays in the shot by exploiting any holes in the foreground.

“I’ll save you! But first…. aaaah what a relief.”

Live frogs with freaking detonators
Wait, did he just say the victim's name was "Jab-bah"? As in Jabba?
Ursa peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi mid solo?
I always hated Princess Leia's excessive use of eye shadow.